the people's republic of a STD ridden budget

My uncle just posted this on his facebook profile 10 minutes ago, and I thought it would be worth sharing:

"The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!"